Dan Runzler and
Brian Ellington will now
potentially help your World Series Champs to a repeat title in 2019.
Who? Exactly. The Red Sox
signed two relievers who even the most avid baseball fans have probably never heard of.
And for good reason. Runzler was
almost decent last season for the
Sugar Land Skeeters of the independent Atlantic League. Since 2011, he's pitched a grand total of
four innings in the big leagues—four! Ellington has not pitched in an MLB game since 2017—and in his three years with the Marlins he delivered a breathtaking 7.25 ERA. Is
Dave Dombrowski serious? More than ever we need to sign
Craig Kimbrel and stop this inane bottom-feeding escapade.
