The unionized elves at
FenwayNation's North Pole fulfillment center may soon be engaging in a 'work action'. The demand for the
2019 FenwayNation Calendar is
so great, causing so much worker strain, that some in the rank-and-file are beginning to call it
'Santa's Sweatshop'. This year's calendar is so chock-full of
brand new photos of Fenway Park and the
2018 World Series Champion Red Sox, that they just can't keep up with the demand. There are several "behind-the-scenes" looks at
America's Most Beloved Ballpark that you may have never seen before! Heck, even the
cover is awesome—with the fabled
CITGO sign bathing in the pale Kenmore Square twilight. We are close to reaching a binding arbitration agreement, stating that, if demand for the calendars continues at this pace, the elves will get a
second cost-of-living wage adjustment (North Pole real estate is
very pricey)—and extended work breaks in the elf lounge. So do your part for worker justice! Order the calendar from our elves
HERE.
(be sure to click on the "preview" link to see all the pics!)
