Tuesday, May 29, 2018
Evil Ones Are Sure To Be Trolling For Starting Pitching At The Trade Deadline
The Bronx Embalmers are just two games back of the Red Sox as we pass the Memorial Day milestone. But their GM—Brian 'Little Pocket Man' Cashman—has got to know that he needs more starting pitching to keep pace with The Carmine Hose. His stud is clearly 24-year-old Luis Severino—who has gone 7-1 with a 2.28 ERA. He is one of the best pitchers in baseball. Unfortunately for The Pinstriped Posers everyone else in their rotation has gone 13-10 with a 4.64 ERA. That is not sustainable. So look for Little Pocket Man to dive into those deep pockets and shell-out for the likes of Cole Hamels or Chris Archer—or maybe even a bolder move. For example, there is even some talk (cover your ears fans of The Metropolitans!) that they may pursue Jacob deGrom. Stay tuned.