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Grady's Available! |
It's almost December and
The Bronx Embalmers are
still without a manager. After interviewing every available mediocre candidate (Yankees bench coach
Rob Thomson, Blue Jays field coordinator
Eric Wedge, Giants bench coach
Hensley "Bam-Bam" Meulens, ESPN analyst
Aaron Boone, and Dodgers infield coach
Chris Woodward),
The Pinstriped Posers are now
"expanding" their search to a batch of even worse candidates—like recently retired World Series Champion
Carlos Beltran (who has
zero experience as a skipper). As we have pointed out,
Grady Little is only 67 years old and currently working in the Pirates front office. He's tanned, rested and ready for the Bronx!