Now, we can all just relax and enjoy the World Series. It almost doesn't matter whether the Dodgers or Astros ultimately win—it's more than enough that
The Bronx Embalmers won't. Down three-games-to-two, Houston pitching shut down the Yankee offense in Games 6 & 7 (one run), at the same time that the Astro bats heated up. In four games in Houston,
The Evil Ones scored a grand total of three runs.
Evan Gattis and
Jose Altuve clouted solo HRs and ex-
Pinstriped Poser Brian McCann knocked in two more in the eventual 4-0 shutout.
Charlie Morton and
Lance McCullers combined to limit New York to just three hits on the night.
All Hail, Yankee Elimination Day! (Getty Images)
