David Ortiz and
Alex Rodriguez share an analyst's role on
FOXSports during that network's postseason coverage. Yesterday, Rodriguez sneaked up behind
Big Papi and tried to drape a vile Yankee jacket on the former Red Sox icon. Appropriately, Oritz shrugged off the offensive garb—as if he were a resident of
Gryffindor throwing off a cloak from
Slytherin. Which is just about the right comparison. Hopefully, by Saturday night,
The Evil Ones will be hitting the golf courses of the Bronx.
