Hey, Sox fans, it's been
easy the last few years for you and your family to make ends meet, right? Well, billionaire team owner
John Henry apparently thinks that's the case. The Red Sox announced
another ticket increase for the 2018 season—boosting the average ducat 2.5%.
An increase has occurred in six of the last ten years. Henry, of course, made his fortune on manipulating arcane financial derivatives—we're
sure he'll "derive" some pretty healthy profits from all of us next year. The
only seats that
won't get increases are: Field Box (Sections 9-16 & 71-82), Loge Box (Sections 98-102 & 156-165), Budweiser Right Field Roof Deck, Pavilion Box, Pavilion Reserved, Grandstand (Sections 11-12 & 28-31), and all Standing Room. Everybody else:
Pony Up!
