1.) He's a Connecticut native—This allows us to potentially pick up a few more Nutmeg State Red Sox fans—and (more importantly) further diminish that state's pool of Yankee fans;
2.) He's wicked fast—He's already got 26 steals in 2017—giving manager John Farrell a Dave Roberts-like weapon off the bench (particularly in the post-season);
3.) He can get his 400th steal in a Boston uniform—Sitting at 391 career steals, Davis can reach the 400-base milestone in Carmine Hose;
4.) He can rattle the Indians in the ALDS with HR power—Given his World Series Game 7 dinger off Aroldis Chapman (for the Tribe), they will quake during his every at-bat;
5.) He has a cool first name—This fact dramatically upgrades the Cool First Name Quotient on the team (when added to "Mookie").
There you have it!