The Red Sox are looking for a few good monsters—or at least
one more. Apparently, the rigors of being
Wally The Green Monster are too much for just one person. So,
the Red Sox are looking for a 'back-up' to fill in for Wally when he just can't perform his mascot duties. Hey, they get sick, too. We can just hear the conversation now:
"Wally, you look a little extra green this morning—better take the rest of the day off." In any event, if you are under 5'8", have a driver's license and can wave a
wicked big flag, you might be in luck. Well, you also need
actual experience as a mascot—so that leaves all of us out. Also, you have to "perform under extreme temperature conditions" and "maintain and react to a flexible schedule."
Fuggetaboutit! If
you are interested, though, apply
HERE.
