In typical 'Centaur' fashion, meglomaniacal
Alex Rodriguez re-confirmed that he is still retired—
like anyone cared. And, to set the record straight on
other important matters,
Generalissimo Francisco Franco (not to be confused with
Julio Franco) is still dead. Working as an 'instructor' in the Spring Camp of
The Evil Ones, A-Fraud claimed "zero interest" in playing again. Once again, no one cares, buddy. Find a mirror and enjoy the rest of your afternoon. Sincerely, the rest of baseball.
