Coming soon to a
Dunkin' Donuts near you—lots of cool
David Ortiz-related food and paraphernalia. And, by "near you" we mean if you live in Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Maine, Vermont, Rhode Island or Connecticut. And, frankly, it should only be Hartford and points
east in that last state—if you get our drift. Anyway, even if you have
access to a foreign 'Dunks in,
say, College Park, Maryland—you ain't getting no Papi stuff. That right:
No Papi for you! The "stuff" in question, by the way, is basically
Ortiz #34 Glazed White Donuts and
Ortiz Koozies. It's all to celebrate
Big Papi's final year in
Carmine Hose. Eat and drink up!
