In typical "Centaur" fashion,
Alex Rodriguez is calling
a dramatic Sunday morning press conference—along with Empire manager
Joe Girardi and GM
Brian Cashman. Most are speculating that
The Fraudulent One will announce his retirement—and reveal some type of bogus, long-term "consulting" agreement with
The Pinstriped Posers. Only this guy would call so much attention to his essential
dismissal from the Yankees—based on crap performance. Ah, but it's
A-Fraud. What else did you expect?