Apparently, bestowing mega-contracts on alleged perpetrators of domestic violence is not quite enough motivation for some Yankee players. So, the management of
The Bronx Embalmers felt the need to post a notice in the team's Spring Training clubhouse to 'pump up' the troops. The corny posting resembles the worst baloney ever dished out by the likes of
Tony Robbins or
Zig Ziglar—barely worthy of a crappy poster on an adolescent teen's bedroom wall.
"Train hard and get results" it shouts at any
Pinstriped Poser who enters,
"At the end of the day, look in the mirror and ask yourself if you gave your all." Wow, this is heady stuff—just what a multi-millionaire spoiled brat needs to hear. We're all verklempt—talk amongst yourselves.
