Apparently, the Steinbrenner Brood (
'Tweedle-Dumb' and
'Tweedle-Dumber') have no problem with domestic abusers—although facial hair is a taboo. Word is that
The Pinstriped Posers are about to trade for Aroldis Chapman. If (former Red Sox reliever)
Andrew Miller or
Dellin Betances aren't going back in the deal, it sets up a pretty bizarre "end" of the bullpen for
The Bronx Embalmers. New York gives up two right-handed pitchers—
Caleb Cotham and
Rookie Davis—along with infielders
Eric Jagielo and
Tony Renda. Chump change for a chump.