Oh, my goodness. Well, give the Red Sox credit for
trying to make something interesting out of the miserable 2015 season. A couple of hours ago, the team 'tweeted' out a bevy of arcane information under the hashtag
#myfenway. Among the tid-bits: fans consumed over 700,000
Fenway Franks this year. Which, given the actual
meat content of those things, works out to about 35,000
actual hot dogs. Also, 80 home runs were clouted. I don't know about you, but that sounds awfully small to us. I don't think I'd 'tout' that stat if I were
The Carmine Hose. Also, there were 44 wedding proposals at Fenway in 2015—we'll reserve our judgement on that one. Nice try, Red Sox. The season still stunk.
