While our
Dalton Jones Industrial Average is
not designed to reflect the yearly win total of
The Carmine Hose,
this year it actually
did match up. The final score reading was 77.9—which, if rounded up—is 78.
Eureka! The Red Sox won exactly 78 games. OK, so we're reaching a little bit here. But hey, have you noticed, they're not playing? So, what
else are we supposed to do until April 4th, 2016?