As if the 2014 season wasn't terrifying enough,
the Red Sox are offering everyone the chance to "Trick Or Treat" around Fenway Park on October 30th. For example, you can dress up as a character from the team's theme movie:
"Raiders Of The Lost Offense". Or, if you happen to be religious, you can speak the following in the on-deck circle,
"many who are first will be last, and many who are last will be first". Or, perhaps, you'd like to use the
Creepy Pitching Machine out in the bullpen, and see if you can beat the 2014 Red Sox team ERA of 4.01. Come one, come all!