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| Kate Bereft Of Tigers Cap |
Oh, the humanity! According to supermodel
Kate Upton—girlfriend of Detroit ace
Justin Verlander—Yankee brass prevented her from wearing a Tigers cap at Yankee Stadium to help cheer on her main squeeze. According to the security goons at
The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street, fans who sit in the $1,000 plus "Legends" section are banned from wearing anything but pinstripe-themed gear. Stated the lovely, yet somewhat inarticulate Kate,
"They specifically told me, the Yankees told me, they’re like, 'You’re not allowed to wear a Tigers’ hat. You’re not allowed to wear any Tigers’ gear." This is
almost as laughable as the fact that supposedly 'great' Yankee fans have to be stimulated to cheer by cheesy, AA-level graphics like "Every-
body Clap Your Hands". So, whose side are you on: Kate or The Steinbrenner Spawn (
Tweedle-Dumb and
Tweedle-Dumber)?
