What a blow to the politically-correct NOG (
New Ownership Group)! PETA (that
wonderful organization that puts mutilated animals on the
outside of its fund-raising mailers) has designated
Fenway Park as only the eighth most "veggie-friendly" ballpark in baseball. Oh, the humanity!
John Henry must be red-faced that a place like
PNC Park in Pittsburgh (home of the decidedly
non-vegetarian Primanti Sandwich)
finished five spots ahead of America's Most Cramped Ballpark. We're
sure that the NOG has convened a high-level emergency team to correct this horrible injustice. Look for many more veggie and vegan treats at the ballpark in the near future. You know, like
free-ranging clam chowder,
Non-GMO hummus and
'gently-popped' popcorn.
