Sunday, July 6, 2014

Evil Ones Acquire Brandon McCarthy From AZ

(AP Photo)
The Bronx Embalmers have traded Red Sox-killer Vidal "Sassoon' Nuno to the Arizona Diamondbacks for right-handed starter Brandon McCarthy. The tall righty is 3-10 with a 5.01 ERA this season, and carries a hefty $4.8 million balance on his contract. Reports are that the D'Backs could eat as much as $2.05 million in the deal. Nuno two-hit The Carmine Hose into the sixth-inning of a 6-0 Empire win on June 27th. Thank goodness he's out of the league!