It figures that I've got tickets to
tomorrow night's tilt against
Prince Fielder and the Rangers. Not tonight, no siree, Bob!
Tonight, all fans get a very cool
David Ortiz Bobblehead—complete with sunglasses and fingers pointing skyward. There is no justice in this world.
John Lackey takes the hill for
The Carmine Hose against Texas, who will send out a guy
not named
Yu Darvish (
Tanner Scheppers).
