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Pinstriped Poser Jacoby Ellsbury was scratched from today's game against the Braves due to "tightness" in his right calf. During his tenure with Boston—during which he won two rings—he was often missing for substantial periods of time due to injury. To be fair, most of the injuries were not of his doing—and also had a lot to do with the clear ineptitude of the Red Sox medical team. Nevertheless, this news should send shivers down the spines of every fan of the Bronx Embalmers. And that's a
good thing.
