Well, maybe Jay-Z isn't as stupid as we initially thought.
Multiple reports suggest that Robinson Cano has signed a 10-year, $240 million contract with the Seattle Mariners. This is a huge blow to
The Evil Ones—who somehow thought signing
Jacoby Ellsbury was more important than keeping their homegrown future Hall of Fame-calibre second baseman. This will, however, free up cash for
The Bronx Embalmers to shore up their pathetic rotation and probably trade for someone like
Brandon Philips to play second.
