Leave it to
Ozzie Guillen to cut right to the heart of the PED crisis facing MLB. In the wake of the
"Dirty Dozen + A-Fraud" suspensions yesterday, Ozzie made an interesting connection on his TWITTER account. Essentially,
he's laying the blame at the feet of none other than Madonna. Hey, he's got a point. After all, it turns out that
Alex Rodriguez was not a
"Lucky Star", and he was teetering on the
"Borderline" of a lifetime suspension yesterday. And, you could almost hear his minions shouting back at
Bud Selig,
"Papa Don't Preach". But, ultimately, A-Rod wanted to
"Vogue" and engaged in
"Hanky Panky". Now,
The Fraudulent One will likely have a 211-game
"Holiday". See what we did there?
