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Crothers: Back From Future |
In his spare time, geeky
FenwayNation statistician Statman Crothers has been dabbling in time travel. Recently, he set his "WayBack Machine" to Opening Day 2016 to get a peek at what your Carmine Hose will look like then. Statman is back from 2016—although he did mistakenly leave an autographed 8X10 glossy of
Bill James out there in the future. Anyway, here's the
Red Sox Opening Day Lineup 2016—by position: 1B
Will Middlebrooks; 2B
Dustin Pedroia; SS
Jose Iglesias; 3B
Xander Bogaerts; LF
Brandon Jacobs; CF
Jackie Bradley, Jr.; RF
Bryce Brentz; C
Christian Vazquez; DH
Ryan Lavarnway; SP
Matt Barnes. Finally,
Theo Epstein will be smiling.