Extra Wild Card Teams Officially On For '12

Major League Baseball will announce that there will be one extra Wild Card team in each league—starting this year. The pool of playoff teams will thus expand from eight to ten. While this waters down the value of each Wild Card slot, putting a premium on winning divisions is a major plus with this new system. Of course, next year, when the Astros move to the AL and both leagues have three divisions of five teams each, the real travesty will emerge—inter-league play every day of the regular season. This means that AL teams—playing many more inter-league games—will have the DH de-valued. If we had a real Commissioner, he would order the NL to accept the DH and, literally, level the playing field. But, we have Bud Selig.

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A-Fraud Lamely Strikes Back At Bobby V.

Both Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez responded to comments made by Bobby Valentine yesterday about the Evil Ones. Valentine suggested that Jeter's famous "flip" play to nail Jeremy Giambi in the 2001 ALDS showed the shortstop was "out of position". Also, in the midst of praising retiring captain Jason Varitek, Valentine made reference to the catcher's smack down of the Supercilious Centaur (see pic). Said A-Fraud in response:

"Like I've said, guys, I'm not gonna win many battles here when it comes to words, especially against Bobby. But I will tell you this, I got my new press secretary that should be landing in couple of days, Reggie Jackson, so I'll let him handle that, all right?"

Huh?

Pedroia: Carl Crawford Can Hit Second

Appearing on WEEI's Dennis And Callahan Morning Show, Dustin Pedroia said that it's OK with him if Carl Crawford takes his number two spot in the batting order. Said the Muddy Chicken (not to be confused with the Beer-Soaked Chicken):

"He can hit wherever he wants, yeah. If he wants to hit second, I've hit second for four or five years. If he wants to hit second, absolutely. … It doesn't matter to me, I don't care. I'm going to hit wherever I hit. I rake anywhere."

Indeed, El Caballito!

New Closer Andrew Bailey Suffers Lat Injury

Snitches, beer, chicken, PR ploys, the NOG's preoccupation with soccer and jalopies—and now an injury to our new closer. Welcome to Happy Camp jetBlue! It was revealed today that Andrew Bailey suffered a strained lat muscle while "vaulting for the vertical leap". And, why exactly are closers looking to extend their vertical leap? To snag high-hoppers over the mound, I guess. Of course, the spin machine calls the injury "not serious". No doubt the crack medical team of Howard, Fine & Howard will be all over this like a misdiagnosed cracked rib.

Ryan Kalish To Test Shoulder Wednesday

On Wednesday, Ryan Kalish will throw for the first time since his shoulder surgery. The 23-year old right fielder had multiple surgeries in the off-season—with the shoulder procedure being done last November. Kalish (pictured here with a young fan) missed the whole 2011 season, after hitting .252 in 53 games with the big club in 2010. Despite the acquisitions of Cody Ross and Ryan Sweeney, Kalish is likely to see a lot of playing time once he is fully healthy. Until then, Ross, Sweeney and Darnell McDonald are slated to share playing time—which could expand even further if Carl Crawford is not ready to start the season.

SnitchGate Prevents 'Turning The Page'

The theme of Good Camp jetBlue has been "let's turn the page on BlackSeptember and focus on the new year". That's been the party line from John Henry on down. The problem is some of the players aren't letting 2011 go—most particularly, Josh Beckett. As part of his wide-ranging interview with WEEI.com's Rob Bradford, Beckett addressed the issue of the 'snitch' that opened the Pandora's Box of chicken and beer. As the ace righty put it:

"Somebody was trying to save their own ass, and it probably cost a lot of people their asses. The snitching [expletive], that's [expletive]. It's not good. There's two things with the clubhouse thing that I have a problem with: If I'm going to say something about the clubhouse, my name is going to be on it. The second thing is you never want to be remembered as that guy because that will follow wherever you go. It's just mind-boggling to me."

This suggests that the 'snitch' is still on the team—discrediting the theory that Marco Scutaro's odd trade was a sure sign that he was the 'turncoat'. The notion that the squealer is still a member of the Carmine Hose was further reinforced by Bobby Valentine's comments:

“Teams are built on trust, right, and teamwork...So, if there is distrust, I think it eventually would have to be addressed. But in my experience those things usually present themselves. I don’t think you turn the page on it, personally....You work through things, and time’s a great healer but it’s not the only healer. If someone was burned in there, it’s going to take some time for the sting to leave. And it’s probably going to take some actions. I don’t know that they have to be in a meeting forum or caucusing, small groups, big groups. As I say, usually they’ll present themselves and when they do, then you’ll find the true spirit.... And it takes time and possibly, at times, apologies. But apologies come with actions to heal. So, I don’t think we can just (say) ‘OK, we’re going to have a meeting. OK, forget it, and now we’re turning the page. That’s it. It’s over.’"

This is definitely not over.

Jason Varitek To Retire Thursday

Red Sox captain Jason Varitek told the Boston Globe today that he will retire on Thursday. This marks the second Red Sox icon to hang up his spikes this off-season. Tim Wakefield retired in Forth Myers recently as well. This brings to an end a marvelous career by Varitek—who never played in the bigs with any other team but Boston. He will forever be remembered for catching four no-hitters and putting A-Fraud in his rightful place. We will miss you, 'Tek!

America's Most Flammable Ballpark

The Boston Fire Department reported a fire today in the mail room of 100-year old Fenway Park. The fire is estimated to have caused about $100,000 damage—which could include archival photos. According to the Fire Department, the fire was caused by an "electrical short circuit near a wall-mounted light fixture." In all the hub-bub surrounding the 100th anniversary of the ballpark, no one ever talks about the antique infrastructure in the old girl. We all assume that the extensive renovation has dealt with that issue. Well, maybe not.

We know we are in the minority on this issue, and we know we have lost the battle for a new Fenway Park. It is ironic, though, that everyone is 'ga-ga' over the state-of-the-art Florida replica of Fenway, while the original remains cramped, obstruction-filled and, now, perhaps a fire-trap.

Beckett: No Apology For Family Distractions

Josh Beckett, in a lengthy interview with WEEI.com's Rob Bradford, said he will not apologize for being distracted from baseball by the birth of his first child. The Sox ace—who was 13-7 with a 2.89 ERA in 2011—stated that family is now a clear priority over baseball in his life. Frankly, no one can argue with this approach. Family and children should be the focus of everyone's life. Beckett stated:

"If somebody reads this or somebody thinks I'm wrong, they can go [expletive] themselves. That's the truth. That's what's important to me. I'm not saying baseball is not important. I could differentiate on the day I was pitching. I went out there and I was still as competitive. I'm not saying my mind was only focused on just this pitch because I did have other things on my mind. Whether you want to understand that or not, I don't care because I know who I am and what I'm trying to do."

Of course, on the other hand, we all deal with family distractions and manage to carry out our jobs in a professional manner—as best we can. Having said that, most of us are only a car ride and minutes away from getting to the birth of a child—Beckett (who had a private plane on standby for a flight to Boston) had far more complicated logistics.

Beckett also defends the time he spends between pitches—especially against the Yankees—and, to be fair, he was 4-0 against the Empire in 2011. Beckett stated:

"My side was: What is pitching? Pitching is upsetting the timing of hitting. What is hitting? Hitting is timing the pitcher. So for me, instead of standing on the rubber already and waiting for their whole walk-up song, [expletive] it. I can play the waiting game."

Can't really argue with that. The bottom line is that Josh Beckett is still Josh Beckett. He's not going to change his style, his pitching or his body type for us. As long as helps the Red Sox win, and abides by the new rules, that's fine with us.

Alert The Media: Dice-K Throws Change-Up

In the grand scheme of things, this is probably not a big deal. But to the information-starved Nation this is actually noteworthy—sort of. Daisuke Matsuzaka threw a change-up today for the first time in his recovery from Tommy John surgery. No word on whether it was a "circle" change or the infamous "gyro-ball". New Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine is encouraging Dice-K to throw more change-ups when he returns to the rotation sometime in mid-season. We will keep you posted in case D-Mat throws a cutter, splitter or two-seamer. Stay tuned!

Francona Calls Booze Ban A 'PR Move'

Terry Francona, newly minted ESPN Baseball Analyst, stated that Bobby Valentine's clubhouse alcohol ban was a "PR move". Speaking on ESPN Radio's "Mike And Mike In The Morning", the former Red Sox manager said, in part:

"These are guys who had earned my implicit trust. I think it's a PR move. I think if a guy wants a beer, he can probably get one. You know, it's kind of the old rule. I mean, you serve beer and wine, somebody's going to sneak liquor on the plane. If you furnish a little bit, it almost keeps it to a minimum."

This could be the first of many opportunities Tito takes to hit back at an organization he may perceive to have thrown him under the bus for the BlackSeptember fiasco.

Ellsbury 'Open' To Staying In Boston

Jacoby Ellsbury stated that he is "open" to staying in Boston after his current contract expires after the 2013 season. The should-have-been 2011 AL MVP noted that his agent—the Notorious S. Boras—would be handling all the discussion with the Red Sox, but for him to even comment on the issue is an indication of Ellsbury's desires. This is very good news for Boston. The only question will be whether existing big contracts—like that of Carl Crawford—will hamstring the team from making a credible offer to the center fielder. Maybe John Henry can hock the shiny new Carling Cup his soccer team just won.

John Henry Apologizes To Crawford

Red Sox principal owner John Henry finally apologized for his ill-advised remark last year indicating that he did not support the signing of Carl Crawford. Henry's "off-the-cuff" comment came in a rambling, incoherent interview on 98.5 The Sports Hub. Crawford seems to have accepted the apology and is ready to move past the slight from the Forbes List Billionaire. Of course, there are far bigger concerns among the NOG—their clear austerity mode (despite their denials); the obsession with a foreign soccer team; and (most importantly) the glaring holes in a team they say is a top contender for a championship.

Valentine Bans Booze In Clubhouse

In what might be the first truly consequential move of the off-season, new Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine has banned alcohol from both the clubhouse and return flights to Boston.

Claiming this was a rule he used in the past and not wholly aimed at the beer-and-chicken antics of 2011, Valentine has likely dramatically improved his standing with The Nation in one fell swoop.

Personally, we think the Red Sox should consider extending the booze ban to certain sections of Fenway Park.

Morning NOG At JetBlue At The Fort

Billed as a "State Of The Nation" address, members of the Red Sox ownership group addressed the media this morning at the new jetBlue complex in Fort Myers. It was a wide ranging discussion from John Henry, Tom Werner and Larry Lucchino. The 'high' points were:

• John Henry admitted that he should "never have made those comments" about not wanting to make the Carl Crawford deal;

• Henry was not thrilled with what the team got in compensation for Theo Epstein;

• Larry Lucchino admitted that trading Marco Scutaro was both financial and baseball;

• Henry said that new luxury tax rules will force the team to be "more careful" spending money;

All in all, kind of a tepid contribution by the NOG—considering the humiliation of BlackSeptember 2011. Not exactly the kind of rah-rah pep talk fans might be looking for. Of course, ticket sales are ahead of last year at this time—so, why should they worry?

Double Wild Card In 2012 Now Likely

The Double Wild Card Fiasco Of 2012 can only last for six more days. The on-again, off-again inclusion of two 2012 Wild Card teams in each league needs to be finalized by March 1st. Reports have swung from severe pessimism to severe optimism during the off-season, and now it appears that a positive resolution is in sight.

According to ESPN's Jayson Stark, an agreement to start the Double Wild Card this year (along with the needed one-game playoff between the two) is near. The scheduling nightmare this brings is due to the fact the the new CBA was agreed upon after the 2012 schedule was finalized. Anyway, it looks like Bud and the union have almost hammered out all the details.

This, of course, is good news for the Red Sox. They project to be only the fifth or sixth best team in the AL—with their seeming only chance at the post-season through an expanded Wild Card format.

Vincente Padilla's Threat: 'I Start Or I Go'

As HBO's Bill Maher might say: "New Rule: Don't Make A Threat Unless People Care If You Carry Out Your Threat" Enter Vincente Padilla—one of the dozen or so potential fifth starters for the Red Sox. According to WEEI.com, Padilla basically threatened that unless he is a starter, he has no interest in pitching out of the bullpen for the Carmine Hose. So, basically, "I start or I go".

Let's examine Mr. Padilla's standing in the court of public opinion. He is 34 years old. In 13 MLB seasons, he has compiled an ERA of 4.31. He has given up more hits than innings pitched, and sports a WHIP of 1.373. Last year, he pitched a total of 8.2 innings, the year before 95.0 and the year before that, 39.1. That's a grand total of about 143 innings over the last three years.

Now, taken together, these stats are not horrific—in fact, you could argue that they sort of define the quintessential fifth starter. However, we need to factor in the 'temperament' issue—what some have dubbed "The Vincente Padilla Experience". He is infamous for beaning hitters (and brawling afterward), and he even throws an 'eephus' pitch. He was once traded for Curt Schilling (not a disqualifier, but interesting!). He was accidentally shot in the leg in his native Nicaragua. A laugh a minute. No wonder he feels confident about threatening the Red Sox.

The Curse Of The Scout-Bino

On the NESN set in Fort Myers last night, Dustin Pedroia revealed a piece of BlackSeptember history that might explain everything. During the rain delay in Game 162 in Baltimore, Red Sox advance scouts passed out ALDS Scouting Books to players. At the time, the Red Sox were ahead of the Orioles, 3-2. The Muddy Chicken did not like this taunting of the Baseball Gods and said so at the time. Sure enough, the immortal Robert Andino put the final nail in the season's coffin a short while later.

Manny Being Manny On The Oakland A's

File this under: So, what else is new? Manny Ramirez, in the A's camp in Arizona, walked up to Oakland pitcher Brett Anderson (the three-year veteran with a 3.66 career ERA) and asked him if he was the video coordinator.

Hey, at least he didn't shove him to the ground when he responded.

Here is Anderson's classic TWEET on the incident.

Oswalt May Pull A 'Clemens' In June

Roy Oswalt says he may wait until mid-season and hook on with a contending team—in much the same manner as Roger Clemens. Can't you just hear Jerry Remy now?:

"Roy Oswalt is in John Henry's box, and Roy Oswalt is coming back. Oh, my good goodness gracious! Of all the dramatic things I've ever seen. Roy Oswalt standing right in John Henry's box announcing he is back. Roy Oswalt is a now a member of the Boston Red Sox."

We can hardly wait.

More Medical Questions On Jenks' Back

UPDATE: One doc defends another. Questions are being raised once again about the competence of the medical team employed by the Boston Red Sox. We don't have to recount the myriad of alleged screw-ups over the last few years. And now, Bobby Jenks says he had to undergo a second December 30th corrective surgery on his back, because a December 12th operation done at Mass. General by a Red Sox sanctioned physician was not done properly. Jenks strongly implied that due to an infection that developed from the initial surgery, and the delicate nature of surgery near the spine, his life was actually in danger. Here's how Jenks describes the issues that developed:

"I don't know whose fault it was, but there was an error done inside. The third one (of four bone spurs in his back) was started and not finished. So basically, there was like an edge, and it sliced me open in two different spots, and I was leaking spinal fluid and it just pulled up the bottom of my incision and kind of blew up on me, which caused an infection."

Are you kidding me? The team says it's "looking into" the circumstances of the initial surgery. This is a serious charge—and has lawsuit written all over it.

Tek's 'No-Show' May Confirm Retirement

The fact that—after two days of mandatory pitcher and catcher workouts—Jason Varitek has not showed up to take the offered minor-league deal pretty much seals his retirement. It's a sad way to bow out for the Captain—unlike the classy exit of Tim Wakefield a few days ago. One would have hoped for better. Let's hope the team offers a substantive role for 'Tek this year to ease the transition.

Pedroia Poo-Poos Captain Talk

Dustin Pedroia deflected talk about his assuming the captaincy of the Red Sox as he got used to all the 'new' stuff at camp—new park, new GM, new manager, new infield mates. As the Muddy Chicken put it:

“I don’t even think about that stuff. It’s Day One for me. I just want to have a good practice and help the team."

On his first camp without Terry Francona, El Caballito stated:

"He’ll always be a close friend, whatever he chooses to do forward, I’m pulling for him.”

Get ready for The Laser Show 2012.

Papi Spoke To Beer & Chicken Offenders

David Ortiz was in camp today and said—when it came to his attention—he spoke with the players responsible for last year's 'beer and chicken' fiasco. As Papi put it:

"I think I did. But I do things in a different way. When I talk to any of the guys on the team, I don't want to sound like I'm their dad. I make sure that they understand that it's a friend, a brother, another player, talking to them. That's why my communication with a lot of them is easy. I have a good relationship with everybody."

Ortiz did stress that he's not a "babysitter" and that the conversations were man-to-man. Kind of like what a captain is supposed to do—wouldn't you say?

POLL: Most Say Carpenter Doesn't Cut It

Early voting results indicate that most FN readers (62.5%) do not feel that RHP Chris Carpenter is significant enough compensation for the services of Theo Epstein.

As the chart shows, a scant 13.8% do feel Carpenter is an adequate swap, while 23.8% feel it's too soon to tell whether he is significant enough a player.

You can still vote in the poll HERE.

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Sox Get Carpenter As Theo Compensation

According to a Cubs source, the Red Sox have received right-handed pitcher Chris Carpenter from the Cubs in compensation for Theo Epstein (along with a player to be named later). The 6-4, 220 reliever is not New Hampshire's Chris Carpenter. This Chris Carpenter (26 years old) hurled 9.2 innings for Chicago last year, with a 2.79 ERA. He gave up 12 hits and 7 walks in those limited innings—with a WHIP of 1.97. And, in the minors last year he had a 5.91 ERA in 42 2/3 innings. He was a third-round pick in the 2008 draft, and supposedly has a 100-MPH fastball. According to Ben Cherington, Carpenter is "a young, power arm reliever with a chance to be a really good pitcher." Frankly, we're not impressed that this is the "significant" player promised in the deal. Bad deal. No biscuit.

Sox To Get Pitcher From Cubs' 40-Man

According to a TWEET by WEEI.com's Alex Speier, the Red Sox will get a pitcher from Chicago's 40-man roster in compensation for Theo Epstein. One source suggested that the player could be 26-year old right-handed reliever Casey Weathers—Colorado's first-round pick in 2007. Weathers underwent Tommy John surgery in 2008, but seemed to regain some of his form last year in the minors. The deal could come as early as today. Stay tuned for further details. You can view the Cubs' 40-man roster HERE.

Bobby V. Says Jenks Is 'Back Burner' Option

The two-year, $12 million experiment that is Bobby Jenks just got a little more likely to fail. Bobby Valentine stated yesterday that Jenks "is a long way from baseball activity" and should be considered a real "back burner guy" due to a "terrible off-season health-wise." The question is, has anyone in the Nation considered Jenks a front burner guy? Ever?

Crawford 'Not Happy' With Henry's Words

As if your off-season needed more bad news, Carl Crawford stated yesterday that he was "not too happy" with the comments about him made by principal owner John Henry last fall. As you may recall, the Forbes List Billionaire was cruising along in his limo when he heard Felger and Mazz (98.5 The Sports Hub) suggesting that (among other things) Crawford's signing was just a PR move. The engaged soccer magnate ordered his driver to the studios, barged into the broadcast, and delivered a fascinating hour of unfiltered John Henry. He let slip that he was opposed to the Crawford signing (he now says it was a generic opposition to signing too many left-handed hitters).

Crawford, who seems like he might be a little over sensitive for Boston, now has publicly taken umbrage with the comments—which, to his credit, Henry has tried to clarify yet again. In any event, this does not bode well for a team still roiling from BlackSeptember 2011. Even Vegas thinks this team will again miss the playoffs—estimating just 87.5 wins.

(Photo by The Boston Herald)

Lester More Contrite Than Beckett?

On the surface at least, it seems that Jon Lester was more direct in his discussion of Black September than Josh Beckett. Lester admitted that the collapse stuck with him over the Winter:

"...it seemed to kind of linger in my head. I think that helped motivate me to get into the gym a little earlier and start getting the movement back for baseball. That kind of added a little desire to this year, getting back and getting ready.”

However, as with Beckett, he seemed to downplay the impact of the Beer&Chicken culture on what happened down the stretch.

"I care a lot about this team; I care a lot about this job. I hope the fans realize that [the clubhouse misconduct] had nothing to do with what happened on the field. What happened on the field happened on the field. I stunk, we stunk and we’re looking forward to really kind of proving people wrong."

Again, every fan will need to decide whether the two key pitchers on this team have sufficiently owned up to their part in the collapse, or not.

(Photo By Didier Morais via TWITTER)

Beckett Admits 'Lapses In Judgement'

Josh Beckett spoke for the first time about the BlackSeptember collapse. He admitted "lapses in judgement". When pressed for details, he stated:

“I had some things going on. I was distracted. I think that was the biggest thing. Going forward I would definitely change.”

But maddeningly, Beckett would not directly address the now-famous behavior in the clubhouse:

“We made mistakes in the clubhouse and that’s about as far as I’ll go talking about the clubhouse.”

He did acknowledge the ire of the fans, and stated that the team needed to win back their trust. But, all in all, those same fans will have to decide if Beckett was contrite enough.

(AP Photo/David Goldman)

Mike Cameron Adds To Retirement List

Continuing the weekend trend of retiring players with Red Sox connections, Mike Cameron ended his playing career today. The 39-year-old's 17-year career finishes with a .249 average, 278 HRs and 968 RBIs. His one year with Boston was a dismal failure, riddled with injuries and lack of performance. On top of everything, his take-over in center field moved Jacoby Ellsbury to left—where he suffered a devastating rib injury in a collision with Adrian Beltre. Cameron (pictured here last year with a young Red Sox fan) was always a class individual and a positive force in every one of the eight clubhouses he played in.

Alfredo Aceves And Carlos Silva Will Be Late

Bobby Valentine announced this morning that Alfredo Aceves and Carlos Silva—both candidates for the number five starter role—will not report to Spring Training on time.

Silva, who lives in Minnesota, doesn't really have a legitimate excuse. In any event, neither of these guys is getting off on the right foot with a new skipper. Silva isn't really a serious candidate for the role, but Aceves was considered by many to have a legitimate shot at the five spot.

Bobby V. Slights N.U. Husky Fans

As a proud alum of Northeastern University, I was taken aback at Bobby Valentine's comments this morning at his press conference. Get this:

"...when I make out the lineup against Boston University and Boston College a couple of days from now, I’ll have a shortstop."

Boston University? You mean the team in the Hub that has no baseball team? Come on, Bobby, get with the program. The NU Huskies have been playing the Sox in Florida for years. You may be rudely reminded of this fact the first time you face the Tampa Rays—and NU alum Carlos Pena.

Finally, Pitchers And Catchers Report

The countdown clocks are at 00:00. The morning air in Ft.Myers is filled with anticipation and hope—especially this year. Today, we bury BlackSeptember and look forward to a RedApril—and five or six more Red months.

Ironically, the two positions that report today carry some of the biggest question marks for the 2012 squad—who will be the fourth and fifth starters; can Salty and Kelly Shoppach be an effective tandem behind the dish? The questions start getting answered today.

(AP Photo/David Goldman)

Varitek Also "Leaning" Toward Retirement

The Globe's Nick Cafardo says "a friend" of Jason Varitek confided that the Red Sox Captain is leaning toward retirement—following his sometime battery mate Tim Wakefield. Varitek has spent his entire major league career with Boston—hitting .256 over 15 seasons. But it was his leadership—particularly with scores of pitchers over the years—that speaks to his true value. Of course, nothing demonstrated that leadership more than his classic confrontation with A-Fraud. It's time, let's hope the Red Sox handle it with as much dignity as they did with Wake.

Wakefield Retires With Signature Class

Tim Wakefield took to the field at the new jetBlue Park today and formally announced his retirement. In an emotional speech with the faux Green Monster as a backdrop, he thanked the fans for always supporting him during his 17-year stay here. He also thanked former Sox GM Dan Duquette (who now serves in the same role in Baltimore) for bringing him to Boston—"the place I belonged". Conceding that it was the toughest decision of his life, he said that, in his heart, he knew retiring would "help the team's chances to win". He also stated that the greatest thrill of his life was bringing a World Series championship to Boston and "the generations and generations of Red Sox fans". Ultimate class.

OPINION: Retire The Retired Numbers

by Chris Curtis, FN Editorial Board

Tim Wakefield (as I write this) has yet to even formally announce his retirement and already I am seeing people posting that his uniform number should, or should not be ‘retired’ as well. (EDITOR'S NOTE: Wake will retire today at 5PM). Frankly, I would like to see all of the retired numbers abolished.

No, I am not suggesting that Yaz, or Fisk, Doerr, or even Teddy Ballgame fail to measure up to whatever standards are in place for such an honor, in fact I suggest that many others also deserve to be honored in a permanent fashion. And I think that Wakefield should be included in that group.

But putting his number up on the wall is not the way to do it.

Let’s assume that Baseball, and civilized society, will continue to exist for at least several more centuries. And also let us assume that many great players will play for our local nine, and then retire and be found to be deserving of such an honor. How long will it be before we start running out of numbers? (In the case of the Celtics, this may happen much, much sooner….). Will some future Red Sox GM be forced to be the one to ‘unretire’ all 87 of the ‘retired’ Red Sox uniform numbers in order to avoid three digit numbers for the entire team? Ok, maybe that’s ‘not our problem’ but it is inevitable, and avoidable.

My solution is to do what a few NFL teams already do, forget the numbers, honor the man by putting his name on the wall. How many kids today look up at our retired numbers and wonder who was number 9, or even number 8? (To be fair, if they are like I was as a kid they would already know because they obsess over baseball cards and study statistics at a rate that is many times the rate at which they do schoolwork. But then again in my time baseball cards were something that kids could afford….). Without the formality of ‘retiring’ a number, we are free to honor players who are beloved but will never see Cooperstown without an admission ticket. Put the names anywhere you like; above the scoreboard on the Monster, around the ring of green where the current numbers begin, in the triangle, doesn’t matter. Then also have something inside the concourse, something like the plaques in Cooperstown; something that includes some of the history of the player, and why his name is there inside the park.

This allows us to include all of the current names, and also add a few more. Jimmie Foxx comes to mind, as does Cy Young. How about Dwight Evans, or Tony Conigliaro? How about Harry Agganis, or even Sherm Feller?

The 100th birthday of our beloved yard is upon us, perhaps we can bolster our connection to these past 100 years, and at the same time help to preserve continuity for the next hundred, and those we hope will follow after that. Tom and Jean Yawkey are named on the Monster (though few know it), why not make it a Red Sox Wall Of Fame?

And thank you, Tim Wakefield, for a long and generous run as a member of the team. You have been selfless to a degree rarely seen in sports anymore, both on and off the field. From pitching in garbage time to preserving the rest of the staff (Game 3 of the '04 ALCS comes to mind...) to scrimshaw to all the visits to see kids too sick to get to Fenway on their own. You have been one of the greatest citizens of Fenway Nation for a very long time.

Won't Have A.J. To Kick Around Anymore

Sad news out of the Bronx today—A.J. Burnett will no longer be able to serve as batting practice for Red Sox hitters (until we next play the Pirates in inter-league games). According to the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, the Empire dealt the tattooed one to the Pirates for two minor prospects and the promise to pay $20 million worth of Burnett's remaining ludicrous $33 million deal. Somehow, we will have to get through the season without seeing A.J.'s scowling visage as he heads to the showers in the 4th inning. Good riddance, pal.

Okajima Flunks Physical, Leaves Empire

Former Red Sox reliever Hideki Okajima did not pass his physical with the New York Yankees and will not be hurling in the Bronx this year. Because of the discovered injury, the Evil Ones will not have to pay Okajima anything. Prior to his signing with the Pinstriped Posers, Oki flirted with retirement—an option he will likely now pursue in earnest. Okajima was an integral part of the 2007 World Champion Red Sox—going 69 innings with a 2.22 ERA. And except for a blip in the World Series, he was otherwise lights out in the '07 post-season. In five years in Boston, he was 17-8 with a 3.11 ERA and a WHIP of 1.246. Not to mention a wicked cool entry song.

Dr. Charles Steinberg Returns To Fenway

Tessie. Sweet Caroline. Turf-destroying rock concerts. Wicked big American flags on the Monster. If you liked all of these, you will love the return of Dr. Charles Steinberg. The Red Sox announced that "The Mad Dentist" will reprise his role as Executive Vice President, Public Affairs. Personally, we're hoping that the team offers Novocaine inoculations against the saccharine ideas of the good doctor. We can only imagine the Cecil B. DeMille-like extravaganzas waiting us all during the Great Fenway Park Centennial. Yikes—2013 can't come soon enough. Meanwhile, it's Pink Hat Heaven. And the Doctor's arrival makes it even pinker.

Red Sox Legend Tim Wakefield To Retire

According to a report by the Providence Journal's Brian MacPherson, Tim Wakefield has decided to retire. Wakefield spent 17 years with the Red Sox, filling virtually every pitching role asked of him: starter, closer, mop-up guy, long reliever. He compiled a 186-168 record in Boston, with a 4.43 ERA.

He hurled over 3,000 innings for the team, striking out over 2,000. He has been one of the most active players in local charitable endeavours—mostly behind the scenes. He is the kind of player you'd like your kids to emulate. He is a shining example of loyalty and good sportsmanship. He will be sorely missed.

Theo Compensation Could Come Any Time

Stop us is you've heard this before: The Theo Epstein compensation deal is imminent. Right. According to multiple reports, Commissioner Bud Selig has seen his shadow and might actually rule on the four-month old issue. If you recall, back when gas prices were below $3.50, the Cubs and Red Sox agreed that letting Epstein out of his contract would require 'significant' compensation in return. As Bill Clinton might say, "It depends on what the definition of 'significant' is." We would argue that it means a real prospect—one that has a significant likelihood of making it to The Show. The Cubs have many such players in AA and AAA. Give us one, Bud. While we're young.

Red Sox Will Not Pursue Scott Kazmir

The one pitching re-tread you actually might want the Red Sox to take a close look at, they will not. According to the Globe's Nick Cafardo, Boston will not attend a workout today by left-hander Scott Kazmir.

Apparently Ross Ohlendorf (he of the 8.15 ERA last year) is more appealing to BenCher. At least Kazmir has some history of success in the AL East, and was, at one time, considered a stud. This off-season gets curiouser and curiouser.

Hanley's Switch To Third Still An Issue

Hey, maybe the Red Sox shortstop conundrum will be solved after all! Former Sox prospect and perennial MVP candidate Hanley Ramirez has still not accepted his move to third base to accommodate Jose Reyes. According to a report in the Miami Herald, Ramirez 'cold-shouldered' press inquiries on the topic and manager Ozzie Guillen virtually confirmed the controversy is still hot. We have said for a long time that this is not going to be pretty in Miami. BenCher should take advantage of this situation and press for a deal that would bring the prodigal shortstop back to Boston. Of course, we'd have to deal with his mercurial personality. For example, here's his response to questions about the third-base move: "I don't have nothing to say." Neither don't we.

Tek And Wake Decisions Coming Today?

Decisions need to be made. Routines have to be set. Time is running out. As the Herald's John Tomase suggests, today may be the day that Red Sox make the tough call to move on from two iconic players*—Jason Varitek and Tim Wakefield. No matter how this is handled, it will be traumatic. As the days pass, the likelihood of either player hooking on somewhere else fades. Thus, the inevitable "cut" by Boston looms. There is just no playing time available for Tek and Wake on the 2012 squad. Let's hope the NOG handles this with dignity and grace.

* Not to be confused with Mayor Menino's reference to "ionic" players like Varitek, the player he vividly recalls "splitting the uprights" in Super Bowl XXXVI.

Red Sox Ink 8.15 ERA Starter Ohlendorf

After a nationwide search, the Red Sox found another potential fifth starter to throw into the mix. This time it's the immortal Ross Ohlendorf—who posted an 8.15 ERA last year in nine starts for the Pirates. In 38.2 innings pitched, he allowed 75 base runners. Ohlendorf joins a cast of cast-aways who are being thrown against the proverbial wall this year to see if any stick. Grab your pink hats and buy a centennial brick.

Sox Players Grumbling Over Bobby V. Rules

Before the first pitch is thrown in anger, your Boston Red Sox are letting it be known that they're not too pleased with the new regime of Bobby Valentine. After all, they've built up so much fan goodwill with their 2011 season, they feel they can vent. Valentine told the Boston Globe (AKA Hub Edition of the New York Times) the following:

"When I look at the program we devised, I don't think of it as tough. But it seems it's different because a lot of people are frowning."

A lot of people are frowning. Not a few. Not a handful. A lot. So, apparently, the few players who offered mea culpas over the off-season were not representative of the rank and file Red Sox—and we do mean rank. Things are not setting up well for the 2012 edition of your Carmine Hose. Although, I'm sure they all have they're golf clubs at the ready.

Bobby V.: Crawford May Miss A Few Weeks

New Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine stated today that Carl Crawford may miss "a few weeks" at the start of the season. Since the commonly accepted English meaning of "a few" is "three", this is a huge blow to the team's chances to get off to a fast start. Three weeks is effectively over 12% of the season. Once again, we have to ask why the crack Red Sox Medical Staff didn't address Crawford's wrist issue right after the season ended—instead of waiting to the point of it impacting the start of the season. Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard. Disgraceful.

A-Gon Hints He'll Speak Up This Year

In a wide-ranging interview with ESPN Radio Boston, Red Sox first baseman Adrian Gonzalez suggested that, this year, he'll speak up if he sees things that need to be "addressed" on the team. The All-Star hinted that, last year, he didn't want to step on any toes and exert a leadership role. Of course, Boston's BlackSeptember collapse (the worst in baseball history) kept the team (which had a 9-game lead on September 3rd) out of the post-season. Here's A-Gon's exact quote on the issue:

"There's things that I saw and noticed that I'm not going to leave unaddressed if they need to be (addressed)."

While he sees his leadership style as more subtle, it appears he'll become more vocal if things slip back into the 'beer and chicken' culture in 2012.