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| Ugi Behind Bars |
For two years (2000-2001),
Ugueth Urtain Urbina ("Triple U") was the closer of the Boston Red Sox. The fiery Venezuelan compiled 49 saves in 80 innings of work for the Carmine Hose—bringing a nasty fastball to the table. Unfortunately, he also brought a nasty
machete to the table—and was convicted of attempted murder of some farm workers on his land down in
Hugo Chavez's 'Workers Paradise'. After serving seven years of a fourteen-year sentence, Ugi is out of prison. Hey, he's only 39 and probably would come a
lot cheaper than
Joel Hanrahan. Just sayin'.
