Reminiscent of their past chicanery,
the Evil Ones are reported to be doing "background checks" on top free agent Josh Hamilton. You may remember that, when it appeared that the Red Sox had the inside track on signing
Mark Teixeira, the Pinstriped Posers swooped in at the last moment to grab him. After virtually every mid-level player shunned the Bronx Embalmers this off-season, Brian Cashman may be under severe pressure from
Tweeldle Dumb and
Tweedle Dumber (the Steinbrenner spawn) to make a splash.
