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| The Fraudulent One Sits |
Hey, Steinbrenner Twins, how's that $30 million a year working out for you? The Evil Ones announced today that the highest paid player in baseball—
Alex Rodruguez—will be riding the pine in today's ALDS do-or-die Game Five.
The Fraudulent One went 0-4 with three whiffs in the series opener against today's starter
Jason Hammel. Take heart, Yankee fans, he's only got five years left on his contract. Re-tread third baseman
Eric Chavez will start in place of Rodriguez as the Spankees face elimination from the post-season at the hands of the Baltimore Orioles. How sweet would
that be?
