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| Typical Species Of Yankee Fan Being Ejected |
Brace yourself, New England! You are about to be overwhelmed by hordes (and we
do mean hordes) of distasteful residents of the 212 area code over the next few days. New York media outlets are alerting fans of the
Pinstriped Posers that
"plenty of Fenway seats" are available for the upcoming three-game series in Boston. They are calling on fans of
The Evil Ones to swarm the Hub and turn Fenway into—are you ready?—
"Bronx North". What!? First of all, Fenway is north
east of the blighted borough the
Spankees call home. Secondly, you can actually
walk back to your car in Boston/Brookline after a night game. Wanna make that same sojourn from
The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street? Not bloody likely. And we
do mean bloody.
