Monday, August 20, 2012

Rocket Sputters To Texas Independent League

In one of the more pathetic stories of 2012, it turns out that Roger Clemens has signed with an Independent League team in Texas called (are you ready?) the Sugar Land Skeeters. The 50-year old Clemens, recently cleared of perjury charges, will start for the Skeeters on Saturday. Reportedly, 'The Rocket' hit 87 MPH on the radar gun in a recent workout. Clemens last pitched in the major leagues for the Pinstriped Posers of the Bronx in 2007. What is this guy thinking?