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| "Melk-Man" Switched To Juice |
Can't you just hear that buffoon John Sterling screaming "The Melk Man delivers!" after Melky Cabrera homered for the Pinstriped Posers? Well, the more appropriate of Sterling's calls now would be: "And that's just the Melky Way!". Apparently, the "way" in question would be using performance enhancing drugs. Today,
MLB suspended Cabrera (now on the San Francisco Giants) for 50 games for juicing with testosterone. The 27-year old outfielder was having a career year—leading the majors with 159 hits. No wonder.
