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Franco Is Still Dead |
Carl Crawford (remember him, left-fielder, crappy 2011 season?) will begin a new rehab assignment at AAA Pawtucket tomorrow night. Because of his recent groin injury—completely unrelated to his elbow injury—his timetable needs to be re-set to the 20-day rehab schedule. What this means for his eventual return to the Red Sox line-up? Who knows? And, some would say: Who cares? In a related story,
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.