All-Star Team Of 'Dead Sox' Is Formidable

You may have noticed that, recently, a slew of former Red Sox players have absolutely killed the Carmine Hose. From Josh Reddick and Brandon Moss to Coco Crisp and Bartolo Colon, Boston has been victimized by former wearers of their laundry. It got us to thinking what an All-Star team of "Dead Sox" would look like. Well, here goes—the list of the best current players who used to be ours:

 THE "DEAD" SOX