Steinbrenner Siblings May Sell Evil Ones

Hal & Hank, or maybe Hank & Hal

Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dee (better known as Hank and Hal Steinbrenner) are rumored to be floating the idea of selling the Pinstriped Poser franchise to the highest bidder. It kind of brings to mind the old joke, "So, if you old man dies, what kind of business are you out of?"

After seeing the embattled Dodgers go for over a billion dollars, "TD Squared" started salivating over the idea of dumping their aging collection of overpaid has-beens for big cash. Not a bad idea!

According to the New York Daily News, multiple banking sources confirm that the Evil Ones are indeed on the block, despite vehement denials from every corner of the Concrete Bunker on 161st Street (AKA The New Yankee Stadium). Frankly, we hope the boys keep there little toy—it's more fun for us.