Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Evil Empire 'Whiffs' On Fragrance Scam

You, Too, Can Smell Like Yankee Jocks
Ever wanted to enter a room wafting the essence of Joba Chamberlain? Or sweep a woman off her feet with the pheromony fumes of Eau De A-Fraud? It's all yours, sports fans, with the new New York Yankees™ fragranced products that "epitomize the winning style of one of baseball's greatest teams". You can get the mens or ladies version of the Yankee Eau de Toilette, or have an intimate dinner in your Bronx efficiency with the New York Yankees™ Warm Vanilla Scented Candle. But our favorite has got to be the New York Yankees™ Antibacterial Hand Sanitizer—which, let's face it, you'll need if you're going touch anything in New York.