Boston Dust Mites: Papelbon Coming Back?

Boston Dust Mites, the most unreliable baseball site on the Internet, is reporting that the Red Sox are exploring a contract loophole that could bring Jonathan Papelbon back! They haven't been right on anything yet, but give it a read anyway HERE.

EDITOR'S NOTE: THIS IS A PARODY! SORRY FOR THE 'WAR OF THE WORLDS' REACTION.