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| Adrian "Captain Renault" Beltre |
Former Red Sox third baseman
Adrian Beltre was—Captain Renault-like—"shocked" that clubhouse shenanigans were leaked to the press after 2011's BlackSeptember collapse. He's got to be kidding, right? Even though he only spent one season with the Carmine Hose (2010), he had to know that the Great Beer And Chicken Fiasco would eventually come to light. Somebody must be rubbing the affable slugger's scalp a little too much in the Rangers clubhouse—it's clouding his judgement.
