Well, so much for turning the page! In a completely meaningless unofficial contest, the Red Sox lost anyway (just on principle alone)—6-5 to the Twins. Lawyers are looking into whether the game will count in the all-important Fort Myers Mayor's Cup standings.
Since it would be stretching credulity to talk about "highlights", we'll just say that pretty much all of the Red Sox pitching stunk. Jose Iglesias, however, did lead off the game with a screaming base hit. Bring him up!