Friday, February 17, 2012

Dr. Charles Steinberg Returns To Fenway

Tessie. Sweet Caroline. Turf-destroying rock concerts. Wicked big American flags on the Monster. If you liked all of these, you will love the return of Dr. Charles Steinberg. The Red Sox announced that "The Mad Dentist" will reprise his role as Executive Vice President, Public Affairs. Personally, we're hoping that the team offers Novocaine inoculations against the saccharine ideas of the good doctor. We can only imagine the Cecil B. DeMille-like extravaganzas waiting us all during the Great Fenway Park Centennial. Yikes—2013 can't come soon enough. Meanwhile, it's Pink Hat Heaven. And the Doctor's arrival makes it even pinker.