While the Bronx Embalmers have had about the same comatose off-season as your Carmine Hose, one of the Evil Ones has been busy—getting "medical" treatments in Germany. Based on a recommendation by none other than Kobe Bryant (another charter member of the League of Frauds), Rodriguez received a treatment on his balky knee called "Orthokine". The procedure takes blood from the arm, spins it in a centrifuge and then injects the voodoo mixture into the affected area (in this case, A-Fraud's knee). Believe it or not, MLB has sanctioned this treatment, and Rodriguez even got the blessings of the TweedleStein and TweedleBrenner. I can't quite recall, how many more years are left on his contract?
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
A-Fraud's Excellent European Adventure
While the Bronx Embalmers have had about the same comatose off-season as your Carmine Hose, one of the Evil Ones has been busy—getting "medical" treatments in Germany. Based on a recommendation by none other than Kobe Bryant (another charter member of the League of Frauds), Rodriguez received a treatment on his balky knee called "Orthokine". The procedure takes blood from the arm, spins it in a centrifuge and then injects the voodoo mixture into the affected area (in this case, A-Fraud's knee). Believe it or not, MLB has sanctioned this treatment, and Rodriguez even got the blessings of the TweedleStein and TweedleBrenner. I can't quite recall, how many more years are left on his contract?