Well, the feds finally got their man! Barry Bonds was "sentenced" to 30 days of "house arrest", two years of probation, 250 hours of community service and a $4,000 fine. Just to make things more absurd, the judge
delayed the sentence pending an appeal. That could take a year or more. So, for a whole month Bonds will have to confine himself to his Beverly Hills mansion. What a country!