The inimitable agent, Scot Boras, suggested that his client J.D. Drew might actually play for someone in 2012. After another dismal season in Boston, most thought it would be a perfect time to hang up his injured spikes. Not so, as long as Boras sees some sucker owner in need of a "name" veteran who—as Theo would always point out—can get on base. All we have to say on the matter is beautifully summed up by the great Bob Ryan:"What's the fascination with J.D. Drew?"