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OK, this story makes the Liverpool stuff look tame. The Red Sox have
signed and invited to Spring Training a softball catcher from New Zealand. The Kiwi in question is Te Wara Bishop, who the Sox say has "excellent hands and a strong throwing arm." I don't know, how high do you think the Saltalamacchia Security Quotient (SSQ) is today?