The path to the AL East title just got a little easier. According to reports, perennial pain in the Red Sox butt Matt Garza has been dealt to the Chicago Cubs. In return, the Rays get a ton of prospects that will help in their obvious re-building phase. Our luck, we will still see Garza when the Cubbies visit Fenway this year—so get ready for Garza'a annoying "spit-a-thon" yet again.