Memo to Adrian Beltre's likely new Los Angeles/Anaheim teammates:
Do not try to adjust his Halo after he pops a key home run.
If you do, you may be on the DL for the balance of the year. Apparently, the Sons of Mike Scioscia are the prohibitive front-runners for the services of the former Sox third baseman—despite Scott Boras' continued insistance on a 5-year pact. With his options dwindling, Beltre may have to settle for something less, but it's probably going to be in the friendly confines of the "The Big A".